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Keurig B70 Platinum Brewing System $229.99 The Elite Brewing System is Keurig’s gourmet home brewing made affordable. The Elite Brewing System, the most affordably priced Keurig kitchen brewing system, offers K-Cup® coffee, tea and hot cocoa brewing as the elite choice to any drip coffee maker. The Elite offers two cup sizes for brewing options with the programmable feature of Auto Off. The 48-ounce removable water reservoir holds up to 6… |
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Thermos Nissan 18-Ounce Stainless-Steel Hydration Bottle $14.40 Thermos 2465P 18oz Stainless Steel Hydration BottleThermos 2465P 18oz Stainless Steel Hydration Bottle Features:; 18 oz; Unbreakable Stainless Steel Interior & Exterior Hydration Bottle; Black Rubber Grip; Thermal Max Double Wall Vacuum Insulation; Ideal For Water, Iced Tea, Juices & Sport Drinks… |
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Lavazza Gran Crema Espresso, Single Dose Pods (Pack of 150) $40.90 ###############################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################… |
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The Journey: The Very Best of Donna Summer $10.99 All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed…. |
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Your Game: Live at the 9:30 Club Washington, D.C. $18.98 Perhaps no musician more defines a city and a sound than Chuck Brown does Washington, D.C. and go-go. At the age of 67, the godfather of go-go has entertained three generations and still plays to thousands of fans at least three times a week in the D.C./Maryland/Virginia triangle. Go-go is the same age as hip-hop, and shares all of its urban bombast, but it’s a live-band thing, and a communit… |
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Pure Disco $9.50 All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed…. |
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Cars 2 (Two-Disc Blu-ray / DVD Combo in Blu-ray Packaging) $12.99 Lightning McQueen (voice by Owen Wilson), Mater (Larry the Cable Guy), Sally (Bonnie Hunt), and the rest of the gang from Radiator Springs return to the screen in this sequel to Pixar’s Cars (2006). But instead of evoking a nostalgic vision of Route 66 through the American Southwest, director John Lasseter and his artists spoof James Bond films in a fast-paced adventure that mixes espionage and ro… |
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Cars Gift Set (Combo Pack with DVD) [Blu-ray] $22.95 There’s an extra coat of hot wax on Pixar’s vibrant, NASCAR-influenced comedy about a world populated entirely by cars. Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) is the slick rookie taking the Piston Cup series by storm when the last race of the season (the film’s high-octane opening) ends in a three-way tie. On the way to the tie-breaker race in California, Lightning loses his way off Route 66 in… |
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The Greatest Game Ever Played [Blu-ray] $15.99 Studio: Buena Vista Home Video Release Date: 06/16/2009 Run time: 121 minutes Rating: Pg… |
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Etymotic Research ER20 ETYPlug Hearing Protection Earplugs, Standard Clear Stem with Blue Tip (Clear) $10.99 Benefits Reduces sound levels evenly so that music and speech are clear and natural, not muffled as with other earplugs |
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Black Lights: Portable Handheld 6 Inch Single $4.25 Six inch handheld fluorescent battery operated black light fixture that is portable and lightweight. Works with 4 AA batteries (not included). Black lights can be helpful for the following: |
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MAGLITE S6D016 Heavy-Duty 6-D Cell Flashlight, Black $22.50 19.50 in. of high-strength aluminum alloy case in black. It features adjustable spot to flood beam rotating switch andplete O-ring seals. Has two high intensity White Star Krypton Gas Lamps for enhanced brilliance and extended range with 36 hours lamp life and 16 hours continuous battery life and 20K Peak Beam Candlepower. It requires 6-D Cell alkaline batteries. Weighs 50.00 ounces with batteries… |
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Fight Club (10th Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray] $9.99 All films take a certain suspension of disbelief. Fight Club takes perhaps more than others, but if you’re willing to let yourself get caught up in the anarchy, this film, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk, is a modern-day morality play warning of the decay of society. Edward Norton is the unnamed protagonist, a man going through life on cruise control, feeling nothing. To fill his hours, he b… |
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Somewhere in Time (Collector’s Edition) $3.99 Christopher Reeve stars in this lush romantic fantasy about a present-day artist, obsessed with a beautiful Victorian woman’s portrait, who inexplicably finds himself transported back in time. Gorgeous scenery and Jane Seymour as the enigmatic lover make this Richard Matheson story sparkle. 104 min. Widescreen; Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital mono, French Dolby Digital mono; Subtitles: Spanish;… |
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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Mickey’s Big Splash $9.93 Aloha, Everybody! Ready for waves of laughter and adventure? Then put on your floaties, grab your boogie boards and jump in! It’s the hottest day of the year — even Goofy’s chicken noodle ice cream cone has melted into soup! So Mickey and his pals are cooling off at Star Lake. Pete’s hosting a Hawaiian luau, and it just might be the best beach bash ever, but only if YOU can help the gang pick the… |
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Huggies Snug & Dry Diapers Huggies diapers contain safe, absorbent particles that gel when wet. If you notice a small amount of gel-like material on your baby’s skin, it can be removed with a baby wipe or damp washcloth…. |
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Similac Advance Early Shield, Formula, Powder, 23.2-Ounces (Pack of 6) $127.75 Birth to 12 months. No. 1 brand fed in hospitals. DHA/ARA. Milk/powder. Early Shield. Immune support; brain & eyes; strong bones. Lutein & DHA. Complete nutrition for your baby’s 1st year. Closer than ever to breast milk. Scoop stored in lid for easy access. Help your baby reach important milestones with Similac Advance – an ideal first formula to provide complete nutrition for your baby’s first y… |
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CHI 1 Original Ceramic Style Flat Iron by Farouk $43.98 The original CHI 1″ Hairstyling Iron An ideal tool for all your creative styling and finishing needs |
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Western Digital My Passport 1 TB USB 3.0 Portable Hard Drive – WDBBEP0010BBK-NESN (Black) $99.99 The Western Digital WDBBEP0010BBK-NESN My Passport 1TB Portable Hard Drive provides an amazing 1TB storage capacity to save your digital files, from important documents to programs to games. This 2.5” portable hard drive comes in handy when sharing large files with its ultra-fast USB 3.0 interface. Experience data transfer rates of up to 5Gbps from this impressive hard drive that also … |
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Epson Claria Hi-Definition 98 High-capacity Inkjet Cartridge (Black) (T098120) $18.99 Genuine EPSON Claria ink cartridges are quick drying, smudge, scratch, water and fade-resistant for printing long-lasting photos Page Yield: N/A…. |
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Once a Blue, Always a Blue.: An Illustrated Book of Everton Quotations $10.06 Used – The name ‘Everton’ has a kind of mystical quality that you just don’t get with any other team. The club embodies a fantastic footballing tradition: since 1878, Everton have played more top-flight league games than any other English team and have won the League title nine times. Great players like Dixie Dean, Alex Young, Alan Ball and Howard Kendall have all sworn allegiance and taken Everton to their hearts. For those who know their history, no club compares to Everton. |
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Once a Blue, Always a Blue.: An Illustrated Book of Everton Quotations $9.61 New – The name ‘Everton’ has a kind of mystical quality that you just don’t get with any other team. The club embodies a fantastic footballing tradition: since 1878, Everton have played more top-flight league games than any other English team and have won the League title nine times. Great players like Dixie Dean, Alex Young, Alan Ball and Howard Kendall have all sworn allegiance and taken Everton to their hearts. For those who know their history, no club compares to Everton. |
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Park Life The Best Bits $3.99 “Park Life The Best Bits” is a book for football fans who have a sense of humour. RTB Ebbw Vale are a Welsh football club so far down the football pyramid they are on the Sphinx! The book has dozens of fun packed articles and anecdotes that poke fun at the game in general as well as bringing to life a host of fictional characters with a view on football and life in general. How many football programmes have ever claimed to have an interview with Shep the Blue Peter dog? |
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$12.38 shipped–$11.5 shipped–10pcs Golf Club Head Cover Set (Blue) $12.38 Club head covers protect the clubs from striking each other and from weather and incidental damage while in the bag. make clubs more identifiable at a glance. and provide a personal touch to a player’s clubs. |
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$13.71 shipped–$12.62 shipped–10pcs Golf Club Head Cover with Zipper Closing Set (Blue) $13.71 Club head covers protect the clubs from striking each other and from weather and incidental damage while in the bag. make clubs more identifiable at a glance. and provide a personal touch to a player’s clubs. |
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$14.39 shipped–$13.12 shipped–145*78cm Chelsea Football Club Banner Design Bath Towel (Blue) $14.39 Perfect for drying and wrapping after bath. |
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$16.04 shipped–$14.78 shipped–New Chelsea Football Polo Shirt Pants L (Blue) $16.04 Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Chelsea Football. A great way to show one??s affinity for the club in a casual context. Great choice for tennis. polo. golf and most athletes for performing on the field. |
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$16.04 shipped–$14.78 shipped–New Chelsea Football Polo Shirt Pants XL (Blue) $16.04 Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Chelsea Football. A great way to show one??s affinity for the club in a casual context. Great choice for tennis. polo. golf and most athletes for performing on the field. |
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$16.04 shipped–$14.78 shipped–New Chelsea Football Polo Shirt Pants XXL (Blue) $16.04 Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Chelsea Football. A great way to show one??s affinity for the club in a casual context. Great choice for tennis. polo. golf and most athletes for performing on the field. |
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$16.04 shipped–$14.78 shipped–New Chelsea Football Polo Shirt Pants XXXL (Blue) $16.04 Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Chelsea Football. A great way to show one??s affinity for the club in a casual context. Great choice for tennis. polo. golf and most athletes for performing on the field. |
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$23.05 shipped–$21.55 shipped–Seigaku Tennis Club Shirt Pants L (Blue) $23.05 Specially designed polo shirt pants for sports lovers. Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Arsenal. A good commemorative for Seigaku Tennis Club. Comes with embroidered logos to the upper front. |
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$23.05 shipped–$21.55 shipped–Seigaku Tennis Club Shirt Pants XL (Blue) $23.05 Specially designed polo shirt pants for sports lovers. Can be a great gift or collection for the fans of Arsenal. A good commemorative for Seigaku Tennis Club. Comes with embroidered logos to the upper front. |
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$3.49 shipped–$3.2 shipped–100% Cotton Chelsea Football Club Design Towel (Blue) $3.49 Perfect for drying and wrapping after bath. |
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$4.29 shipped–$4.26 shipped–Real Madrid Football Club Design Anti-Slip Mat (Blue) $4.29 The car anti slip mat will ensure your items stay firmly in place for safe driving. |
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$48.82 shipped–$48.82 shipped–Mini Laser Star Stage Light (Blue) $48.82 This portable laser star stage light is great for club. Party. Disco. |
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$6.16 shipped–$6.16 shipped–Two Chelsea Football Club Logo Design Seat Belt Cover Shoulder Pads (Blue) $6.16 The product provides comfort and helps relieve chafing. |
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$6.16 shipped–$6.16 shipped–Two Italian Football Club Logo Design Seat Belt Cover Shoulder Pads (Blue) $6.16 The product provides comfort and helps relieve chafing. |
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$6.32 shipped–$5.87 shipped–Chelsea Football Club Design Hat (Blue) $6.32 A wonderful decoration for football fans. |
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$6.87 shipped–$6.43 shipped–10pcs Golf Club Head Cover Set (Blue) $6.87 Club head covers protect the clubs from striking each other and from weather and incidental damage while in the bag. make clubs more identifiable at a glance. and provide a personal touch to a player’s clubs. |
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1 Blue Deck-Club Special King of King Playing Card $3.3 These high-quality playing cards are a great buy! This standard deck of cards have a nice honeycomb design on the back. They are BRAND NEW! |
Club Blue
Outside of the creative merits of Dane Cook’s act, few topics in the stand-up comedy business generate more debate than whether to play clean or blue.
And in case you’re so new to the business that you’re unfamiliar with the meaning of blue, it refers to jokes about skies and oceans and Paul Newman’s eyes. And if you believe this, you may want to instead perhaps consider a career as a pastry chef or an insurance claims adjuster.
Blue represents dirty. It means saying sh*t, f*ck, c*ck, d*ck, c*nt, p*ssy and all other naughty-related words while making sex the basis for most jokes. Louis C.K., Joe Rogan, Bob Saget and Dave Attell are all examples of blue acts.
Clean refers to jokes that avoid swearing and topics on sex, race and drugs. Brian Regan, Rocky LaPorte, Wendy Liebman and Jerry Seinfeld are all examples of clean comics.
There is no right or wrong to this debate. You’ve got to write and perform material that reflects your comedic sensibilities. Otherwise, if you’re not comfortable saying the material, your audience won’t be comfortable listening to it.
Pros and Cons
Blue
Pros: Everyone gets a dick joke. Outside of fart jokes it’s comedy’s most guaranteed-to-get-a-laugh topic that transcends race, gender and age. And no matter how old or how hacky the joke is, it will always generate laughs. There are comics on the circuit who still get applause breaks for telling the old “What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball” joke.
But this is not to imply that dick jokes are hacky. There are many, many clever blue comedians with brilliantly funny acts who are considered the best in the business and generate massive followings.
And if there is any doubt to the universal popularity of blue acts, check out ticket sales at comedy festivals. It’s the blue shows that always sell out.
Cons: As the saying goes, “Anyone can write a dick joke.” More comedians play blue than clean. Some within the industry estimate that 90% of all working comedians perform blue. So if you’re going to advance as a dirty comedian, you must work hard at distinguishing yourself from every other blue act. You either have to take dirty to a whole new, over-the-top level (Lisa Lampanelli is a prime example), or somehow give it a new spin based on perspective or delivery.
And plus, playing blue limits your work options. Performing dirty disqualifies you from lucrative corporate shows, most cruise ships and even some comedy clubs.
Clean
Pros: Playing clean gives you many more venue options. As a clean comedian you can work high-paying corporate shows, perform the cruise ship circuit and work any club. Plus, if you catch the attention of a TV show producer, you already have a TV-friendly act that requires no editing or watering down.
And given the fact that most comics perform blue, playing clean gives you a unique perspective by default.
Cons: Clean jokes are harder to write and, sometimes, to perform. Not having the word f*ck in your comedy arsenal for joke emphasis (the word f*ck is comedy’s version of a joke condiment; it can enhance any punch line) is difficult. For example, which sounds funnier:
That friggin’ giraffe!
That darn giraffe!
That f*cking giraffe!
And plus, as a clean comedian you will always find it difficult to follow a blue act. Which explains why clean headliners always request clean acts in front of them.
Logan Parker lives his passion as a standup comic, and he also consults guys to be more charming around attractive women. Learn more Caleb at http://www.TheCollegeCupids.com.
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