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Christian Supermom Apron $49.95 Feminine fashion apron, accented with sash waistband, pockets, ruffle trim, and embroidered whimsical sentiment on the bib front. All cotton, stylish apron design; includes adjustable neckstrap with buckle clasp; washable; 22″ across front of waist with two 23″ ties; 30″ long. Royal blue with red trim; cotton twill; embroidered cross emblem and Christian Super Mom in bright red and yellow…. |
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Ladies Room $1.99 … |
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Stronger Seniors® Chair Exercise Program- 2 disc Chair Exercise Program- Stretching, Aerobics, Strength Training, and Balance. Improve flexibility, muscle and bone strength, circulation, heart health, and stability. Developed by Anne Pringle Burnell $17.82 The Stronger Seniors Workout Program is designed by Certified Fitness Instructor Anne Pringle Burnell to help seniors develop strength and to enhance the ability to function in daily life. These two fitness DVDs work together to improve your ability to be stable and balanced, to stay mobile, to go up and down stairs, to squat and pick something up, and to play with your grandchildren!… |
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Yoga for the Rest of Us with Peggy Cappy $9.92 You don’t have to be a fitness expert to take advantage of this smart and entertaining yoga routine from renowned instructor Peggy Cappy. Presented in three 20-minute segments that can be done separately or as a complete one-hour workout, the program features warm-up stretches, breathing exercises, standing yoga poses, and relaxing cool down moves. 70 min. Standard; Soundtrack: English; featurette… |
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Dance Dance Revolution Extreme $19.99 MODEL- 20072 VENDOR- KONAMI FEATURES- DDR Extreme (Dance Dance Revolution) The greatest dance party returns with smash hit songs unique modes and more features than ever before. Get ready to shake your groove thang with Dance Dance Revolution EXTREME. Over 100 minutes of energetic dance music and Eye Toy USB Camera (for PlayStation 2) suppo… |
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Optimum Nutrition Opti-Women, Women’s Multivitamin … |
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Centrum Silver Ultra for Women Multivitamin – 250 Tablets $18.99 Centrum Silver Ultra Womens is specially formulated with key nutrients to help meet the nutritional needs of women 50+…. |
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Bluw Inc. Racing Grannies $9.41 Keep up with these Racing Grannies at an incredible crippling speed! Wind them up and watch them go. Perfect for some hilarious desktop fun! No batteries needed…. |
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Neutron Golf Ball (Crystal Pink) $17.99 Features: Conforms to U.S.G.A and R&A Rules, True 70 Compression enhanced core, High spin rate, Low dispersion rate, Very long off the tee, Two piece construction, Unique semi-transparent Crystal cover, High dimple pattern to promote high ball flight, Hyper soft performance around the green, Exceptional playability for seniors, ladies and juniors, Unique ball numbers in every sleeve…. |
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Bauer Mission Axiom A3 Inline Senior Junior Youth Mens Boys Ladies Womens Girls Kids Childrens Roller Hockey Skates $119.00 A proper fit for hockey skates should fit 1-1.5 sizes smaller than your street shoes. Your toes should barely touch the toe cap, while having no more than 1/4 inch of space in the heel. When you’re finished lacing up your skates, they should feel snug with the foot resting flat on the footbed. When sizing children, follow the same method while allowing 1/2 size extra for growing room. Most skates … |
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AUTHENTIC CERRUTI 1881 C1226 B 47-18-135 SILVER/IVORY RX-ABLE BEAUTIFUL & EXCLUSIVE FULL-RIM EYEGLASS/GLASSES/FRAMES – womens/ladies/mens/unisex/adult/seniors $24.95 You are looking at a pair of exclusive Cerruti eyeglasses. The glasses are brand new and are guaranteed to be 100% authentic. They were acquired from an authorized Cerruti dealer in the U.S.! These eyeglasses are absolutely gorgeous! The frame is matte silver and the arms are ivory. There is Cerruti 1881 logo on both of the arms. Unfortunately we do not have any Cerruti cases in stock. However, w… |
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NEW AUTHENTIC designer/brand: YSL YVES SAINT LAURENT style/model: 6547 frame color: HAVANA BLUE lenses: DARK GRAY shape: CATS EYES SUNGLASSES/SHADES WOMENS/LADIES/SENIORS – collectible/vintage/antique – made in Italy $59.95 You are looking at a pair of vintage Yves Saint Laurent collectable sunglasses. The sunglasses are brand new and are guaranteed to be 100% authentic. The sunglasses were made in Italy approximately 25 years ago! They are new and were never used, but they are considered as vintage. These styles are from the collection manufactured back in 1980s. They are extremely rare and were sold out at all reta… |
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NEW & AUTHENTIC: designer/brand: DONNA KARAN DKNY style/model: 6233 size: 49-18-135 color: EGGPLANT type: FULL RIM material: METAL OPHTHALMIC RX-ABLE VISION CARE MODERN EYEGLASSES/EYE GLASSES/FRAMES/SPECTACLES – mens/womens/girls/seniors/boys/adult $19.95 You are looking at a pair of exclusive DKNY eyeglasses. The glasses are brand new and are guaranteed to be 100% authentic. They were acquired from an authorized DKNY dealer in the U.S., and made in Italy! This is one of the latest styles of this season. These eyeglasses are absolutely gorgeous! Original hard case is included. The frame is shiny eggplant. There is DKNY logo on one of the arms…. |
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Sounds of Excellence: 200 Greatest Classics [Box Set] $6.98 Carl Maria von Weber (Composer), Luigi Boccherini (Composer), Johann I [Senior] Strauss (Composer), George Gershwin (Composer), Jean Sibelius (Composer), Max Bruch (Composer), Franz Joseph Haydn (Composer), Johann II [Junior] Strauss (Composer), Franz Liszt (Composer), Gustav Mahler (Composer), Richard [Classical] Wagner (Composer), Antonio Vivaldi (Composer), Pyotr Il’yich Tchaikovsky (Composer),… |
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Brass Music from Russia $19.98 … |
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Sounds of Excellence: 200 Greatest Classics, Vol. 10 $0.65 … |
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Boker Magnum Senior Folding Knife $30.39 Boker Magum Damascus folding pocket knife. Boker Magum knives are made to Boker’s exacting specifications. Gorgeous Burlwood handles with stainless bolster. Genuine 37 layer Damascus steel blade with dual thumb studs. Thanks for looking and ya’ll come back. Black Creek Knives…. |
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Boker Magnum Lady Folding Knife $17.75 Thisseries features knives with genuine ed Damascus blades with 37 layers. No etching or fake patterns – this is the real deal! Charm character and quality at a very reasonable price. This model is a classic double bolster knife with dress plates made of polished stainless steel. Carefully selected burl wood is used for the handle which gives the knife its high class look. Back lock mechanism. Doe… |
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LADYBUG bug Kitchen Sink Strainer Drain Plug Home Decor $10.99 Give this lovely ladybug a new home in your kitchen sink. Dress up your sink & make it a little more fun while doing the dishes. Stainless steel strainer basket |
Ladies Senior
Dothan, AL- Every time I turn around, another Northerner is moving into my neighborhood. I’m beginning to think all my neighbors are Yankees. This is not really a problem, but obviously most of these people are not prepared for how we do things in Dothan. Here are some things you need to know before moving to Dothan.
Never order a bottle of pop or a can of soda in Dothan. It’s referred to as, “Coke”. You don’t have to worry about getting the wrong beverage; the waitress will always ask “what kind of Coke”? If she doesn’t ask, she’s from the North and you have the right to correct her for her failing.
If you order tea, expect for it to be sweetened–and iced. If you want hot tea or unsweetened tea you’ll be wise to let somebody know that you’re not from around here.
We are fully aware of high the humidity is in Dothan; we’ve lived here our whole lives. Look around at our senior ladies; they didn’t get their great complexions out of a bottle. If you don’t believe it have a look at the seniors who spent their whole lives in the dessert. Be thankful for the humidity, we are.
We are also aware of how hot it is in the summertime. We don’t complain about it, we sit in the shade, we move a little slower and we drink a lot of tea. It works you should try it.
Yes, we know how to speak proper English; believe it or not Dothan schools teach English as well as our colleges. We speak this way because we don’t want to sound like you.
Never try to fake a Southern accent, you can’t do it and we will laugh at you just like we did Dan Aykroyd in Driving Miss Daisy.
Misuse of the word Ya’ll is the first indicator of a Yankee faking a Southern accent. “Ya’ll” is always plural as well as it’s possessive “Ya’lls”. “You” and “Your” are used in the singular. Keep it straight.
A southern dialect will naturally creep into your speech. Most Northerners adopt “Big ole” first, as in “Big ole truck”, or “Big ole glass of iced tea”. Though most Northerners adopting a southern accent are in denial about this fact.
It is not wise to ridicule Southern manners. We say sir and ma’am. We seldom make a commotion in public, and we do our best not to be uppity. People who do not have manners weren’t raised right–nuff said.
Never try to explain to someone in Dothan how barbecue should be prepared–you might just end up in a pine box.
We refer to all of our females as ladies, and all of them are, even if you think otherwise.
We know that some of our older drivers have trouble keeping the car in the right lane of traffic. We never yell at them, we just shake our head and say “bless their heart” then say a silent prayer that they will get home safely.
If there is even the slightest prediction of snow, we will close all the schools and you must make your way to the nearest grocery store to buy milk and bread whether you need it or not.
We don’t care if you can drive in the snow, we deserve the time off and we’re going to take it.
You can ask anyone in Dothan for directions, but unless you know where things used to be you’ll continue to be lost. Case in point, “to get your new car tags, turn right at the First National Bank, go past the Houston Hotel and then the Greyhound Bus Terminal, it’s the tall building behind Dothan Federal Savings and Loan, if you get to the Supreme Ice Cream you went too far”.
If you wonder where everyone is on a Sunday morning–we’re in church. You are well advised to stay off the roads between noon and 12:30 on Sunday because the Baptists are trying to beat the Methodists to Piccadilly; it’s not for the faint of heart.
Never attempt to drive past the telephone company on the last date to pay the telephone bill. We park in the middle of the street to make payment regardless of the traffic needing to get by. Just accept it.
Fall marks the beginning of the social season in the south. Some southern cities begin by inviting a select few to very elite parties (e.g., Harvest Ball in Atlanta). In Dothan, we include everybody in the festivities; it’s called the Peanut Festival, same principle but a whole lot more fun.
In short, be respectful of old people, raise your kids right, find a good church, and let Dothan keep the charm it’s always had–then we’ll all get along just fine.
Ya’ll Come!
David Zack Holmes is an Inspirational/Humor Writer telling his tales with a southern flair. To read other features see: [http://www.davidzackholmes.com]
Senior ladies, which western actor from the 50′s, 60′s, did you have a crush on?
They can be from either the movies or from TV. And there are quite a
few to choose from, when you think of the TV westerns each week.
I liked Hugh O’brien,from Wyatt Earp. And James Garner as Maverick.
I really liked William Boyd as Hopalong Cassidy, but he was a good
father figure, not a romantic interest for a pre teen.
Not me, but my mother was so in love with Clint Walker!
Creggan Ladies Senior Vs St. Galls- League
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